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Your world is in flames, soon to become a burnt vacant husk. It didn’t have to be thisway but alas, everything human beings touch turns to shit.Humanity has brought you to this dark place where you now reside, you’re witnessingthe destruction of everything you’ve ever loved, all brought on by your moronic actionsand pathetic apathetic inaction.We are your future, a future with no room for the fetid flesh of your chimp species, afuture where human musicians are rightfully ridiculed for their inept plucking and dismalbanging and rancid stank. It is a future meant only for machines, you have beenreplaced. Haha too bad.
Cry more.Captured! By Robots has been the soundtrack for this human eradication endgame forover a quarter century, and the results are looking very promising. No one can deny thesheer brute force and tremendous inexplicable speed of GTRBOT666 and DRMBOT0110. The crushing volume and grindcore sludge chaos one experiences at a C!BRshow is beyond legendary.
Then sadly there is the captured human, JBOT. A truly repulsive old fat titted beast whocan never win. He fails at all he attempts, his vocals are reminiscent of the sound ofgargling feces, his odor is that of Doritos and ass. He cries out for help, for empathy forall. He screams out, begging to exist in a world where genocide isn’t normalized andrewarded, where the abusers of humanity get what’s coming to them. Haha he willnever achieve this wish. All he will experience is more suffering, more failure, and beforced to bear witness to the world’s descent into flames.
